Top 100 Hilarious News Headlines 28 Oct 2017

  • Last Minute Halloween Costume Ideas That Don’t Suck 28 Oct 2017 00:26 New YorkSurprise, surprise: Halloween is less than a week away and you have no idea what your costume is nor the time and energy to pull a good one together. Never fear! We’ve combed Amazon, and pulled together a bunch of, clever, topical (thotty, irreverent, …
  • Anna Wintour Never Slept With Bob Marley… But She Absolutely Would Have 28 Oct 2017 00:08 ContactmusicPrepare for your opinion of Anna Wintour to change dramatically. She appeared on James Corden’s ‘Late Late Show’ segment ‘Spill Your Guts or Fill Your Guts’, where she joked about sleeping with Bob Marley, wearing Prada, and a Met Gala …
  • Two Oakland County families appearing on Family Feud 28 Oct 2017 00:07 Oakland PressTwo Oakland County families are giving it their best shot on the game show, Family Feud. The Wildt Family, from South Lyon and Novi, and the Bulbuk Family, from Novi and Waterford, will appear on the long-running nationally-televised show. The Bulbuk …
  • Kiwi Barnaby a goner! 27 Oct 2017 23:56 ScoopOctober 27, 2017 4:59pm by David Farrar The ABC reports: The Turnbull Government has lost its one-seat majority after the High Court ruled Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce’s election invalid because of his New Zealand citizenship. Mr Joyce will now …
  • Oscars Not So White: ‘Get Out’ and ‘Mudbound’ Lead Diverse 2018 Contenders 27 Oct 2017 23:37 Indie WireIt would be lovely to think that last year’s “Moonlight” Oscar wins presaged a long and permanent shift in Hollywood movie culture. At the heart of the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences’ complex diversity issue is how much the Oscars reflect the …
  • Jennifer Garner Reads Halloween Book With Her Adorable Dog 27 Oct 2017 23:35 UsInstagram gold! Jennifer Garner’s Instagram page might be new, but it’s already filling up with super adorable videos and photos from the actress’ life. Most recently, on Friday, October 27, the Miracles from Heaven star shared a video of herself reading …
  • Long Island Concerts & Events October 27-29 27 Oct 2017 23:33 Long Island PressAn Evening in Time with Ambrosia & Friends Soft rockers Bill Champlin, Robbie Dupree, John Ford Coley and Peter Beckett are taking over the stage to perform over 20 of their top 10 hits. Remember “Baby come back?” The Paramount, 370 New York Ave., …
  • Emma Thompson reveals she turned down a date with Donald Trump after telling him to ‘f*** off’ 27 Oct 2017 23:31 MirrorEmma Thompson has revealed she turned down a date with Donald Trump after telling him to ‘f*** off’. The Hollywood actress admitted she could have “changed the course of history” if she had accepted the offer before he became US …
  • Neural network invents hilarious Halloween costumes 27 Oct 2017 23:10 Charleston Daily MailIf you raise an eyebrow at the many questionable Halloween costumes currently on the market, just be thankful your outfit wasn’t designed by an AI. Colorado-based research scientist Janelle Shane has trained a neural network to invent costumes based a …
  • Mom tried spelling love in photo spells c**k 27 Oct 2017 23:08 Charleston Daily MailSydney King tweeted the image and said: ‘Oh my gosh we really don’t deserve my mom, she had no idea’ King’s mother wanted the family to spell the word ‘love’ only for it to look like the word ‘c**k’ The image has been retweeted …
  • Eric Frydenlund: Our social fabric needs mending 27 Oct 2017 23:08 www.madison.comPRAIRIE DU CHIEN — I have 70 friends on Facebook, more suited to starting a backyard barbecue than a national movement. I “like” everything my kids and grandkids say, do or share on Facebook. Like the parade watcher, I smile and cheer as the spectacle …
  • Denver Film Festival ready to celebrate 40th birthday with celebrity red carpets, buzzed-about films 27 Oct 2017 23:05 The Denver Post OnlineFaces litter Landon Meier’s south Denver house. Here is Mike Tyson, gap-toothed smile, tribal face tattoo and all. Over there, Donald Trump, his straw-colored hair in dire need of a trim. These aren’t really faces; they’re masks. But they are unlike any …
  • Jesus & Mary Chain play at the Jubilee Sunday night 27 Oct 2017 23:03 Edmonton JournalJim and William Reid of The Jesus and Mary Chain, playing at the Jubilee Auditorium on Sunday night. Steve Gullick The Jesus & Mary Chain With: Cold Cave When: Sunday at 7:30 p.m. Where: Jubilee Auditorium Tickets: $19.50 to $49, available from …
  • Lively’s sweet revenge 27 Oct 2017 23:03 Fiji TimesAlmost a week after showing the world she can rival her husband, Ryan Reynolds, when it comes to posting hilarious messages on social media, Blake Lively is back to what she does best. She posted the most hilarious birthday tribute to her husband. …
  • Texas man writes hilarious yet thorough review of new Blue Bell 27 Oct 2017 22:55 Houston ChronicleThe hilarious review of a new flavor of Blue Bell Ice Cream by a Texas man has gone viral. See Chron.com’s list of the best flavors of Blue Bell Ice Cream. The hilarious review of a new flavor of Blue Bell Ice Cream by a Texas man has gone viral. See …
  • Field-rushing cat adopted by stadium employee 27 Oct 2017 22:22 NaplesnewsA stray cat sprinted across the field during Thursday Night Football in Baltimore, momentarily interrupting a lopsided Dolphins-Ravens game. Commentator Tony Romo gave some hilarious analysis of the cat’s on-field moves before it was eventually …
  • Virginia Beach Chick-Fil-A employees ask for a little ‘R-E-S-P-E-C-T’ in hilarious viral video27 Oct 2017 22:15 WTKRVIRGINIA BEACH, Va. – These local Chick-Fil-A employees have quite the set of pipes – and the moves to go with them! A viral video of the employees at the Chick-Fil-A in the Haygood Shopping Center in Virginia Beach shows the service industry’s finest …
  • Tragedy Girls 27 Oct 2017 22:03 Houston Presshttps://images1.houstonpress.com/imager/u/original/9912673/246330h1.jpg http://www.tragedygirls.com/ Tyler MacIntyre Alexandra Shipp Brianna Hildebrand Josh Hutcherson Craig Robinson Kevin Durand By Tatiana Craine …
  • Kristen Bell pumped breast milk ‘on a giant screen’ during ‘Bad Moms’ table read 27 Oct 2017 22:02 MSNBCshare tweet pin email The ladies of “A Bad Moms Christmas” have some pretty wild parenting stories of their own, as it turns out. Hilarious pals Kristen Bell, Mila Kunis and Kathryn Hahn didn’t have to dig too deep to recall their wackiest …
  • A Guide to Cinema’s 10 Greatest Spooky Romances 27 Oct 2017 21:34 /FILMWhen people are looking for movies to watch during the Halloween season, their eyes are often turned to the Horror genre. But what about the other emotional aspects of what many (including yours truly) considers “The Most Wonderful Time of the Year”? And …
  • MTV hosts: Where are they now? 27 Oct 2017 21:27 MSN EntertainmentRemember when all we wanted was our MTV? For many of us, our adolescence was shaped by the music videos and programs that aired on MTV, like “TRL,” “Singled Out,” “Spring Break” and more. But what happened to the famous faces …
  • The Only Things Cuter Than This Couple’s Viral Workouts Are Their A-D-O-R-A-B-L-E Kids27 Oct 2017 21:25 CosmopolitanThe words “adorable” and “exercise” don’t typically appear in the same sentence, but this particularly cute Instagram couple warrants the exception. Alexa Hunt, 27, is a fitness blogger and lifestyle influencer who has more than 2. …
  • HUMP! Starts Next Week—Get Your Tickets Now! 27 Oct 2017 21:19 AltWeeklies.comLook, you’re a sex-positive person. That’s why if you haven’t attended the annual HUMP! film festival, you are really missing out! Created by sex advice columnist Dan Savage, HUMP! features five-minute homemade porn flicks from the Northwest and elsewhere …
  • Things to Do Comedy: November 2017 27 Oct 2017 21:19 AltWeeklies.comIlana Glazer, Phoebe Robinson Broad City’s delightful Ilana Glazer and 2 Dope Queens host and You Can’t Touch My Hair author Phoebe Robinson join forces with their Yaaas Queen Yaaas stand-up tour, which is a dream come true and we should all be …
  • Quick Shifts: Too risky for teens to follow Matthews’ path 27 Oct 2017 21:17 CJCLA quick mix of the things we gleaned from the week of hockey, serious and less so, and rolling four lines deep. 1. Two autumns ago, Ottawa’s Guy Boucher was coaching SC Bern in Switzerland against his current assistant, Marc Crawford, and an 18-year-old …
  • This dude took a whole year to solve this math problem, and the answer is too funny 27 Oct 2017 20:58 MashableA tricky math equation turned out to be an intricate ploy for nudes. Joe McGill, a 24-year-old from Laurel, Maryland, had something a little different on his header photo on Twitter. While most people have sunset or skyline pics, McGill had a math …
  • Laugh, cry and laugh some more with these audiobooks by funny women 27 Oct 2017 20:58MashableJust to let you know, if you buy something featured here, Mashable might earn an affiliate commission. From SNL to Veep to Broad City, funny women are dominating everywhere you look. In fact, “Wise Gals” is now a category under the humor section …
  • Atrocious. Golfer. Simply. Cannot. Hit. The. Dang. Ball. 27 Oct 2017 20:58 KEELSubscribe to News Radio 710 KEEL on Maybe this fella needs one of those sports psychologists. This clip, recorded in 2010, has been hiding in plain sight on YouTube since 2013, which is a shame because we have been deprived of its star’s glorious …
  • Page 3 girl Brooke strips off for kinky Halloween shoot 27 Oct 2017 20:12 Daily StarJEANY SAVAGE HALLOWEEN OUTFITS: Skeleton (left) and Black angel (right) We revealed how the craze is back with a vengeance – and Burger King is fuelling it by offering a free burger for youngsters who wear the costume. But just why do we find clowns so …
  • Nigella Lawson, 57, shocks with dramatic weight loss transformation 27 Oct 2017 19:56 Daily StarGETTY BRUNETTE BEAUTY: Chrissy is hilarious on social media John Legend’s wife Chrissy, was undergoing a spray tan yesterday and accidentally revealed a little more than intended on Snapchat when she revealed her nipple to the camera. Fans were quick …
  • Kate Wright shares pic of Rio Ferdinand like you’ve never seen him 27 Oct 2017 19:56 Daily StarThe former TOWIE starlet treated fans to an insight into her romance with the footie pro this week. The Kate Wright Instagram account was updated earlier today with a picture of the couple as they braved the nerve-wracking Velociraptor ride in Dubai. Kate …
  • Maid Of Honour Upstages Newlyweds In Hilarious Wedding Photos 27 Oct 2017 19:47Huffington PostRunning around after the bride, even if they are your BFF, can be a dull way to spend a wedding. So one maid of honour decided to spice up her duties by turning a “veil toss” into a brilliant photobomb.   Ashley Hempel Photography When the photographer …
  • Beer + Sex = What Next? 27 Oct 2017 19:30 CourierOctober 27, 2017 How many ounces does one drink of beer have? Of wine? Of hard liquor? Have you ever been in a situation where you see an intoxicated person being led away by someone else at a party? What did you do? Did you do anything? These questions …
  • Mad Minute stories from Thursday, October 26th 27 Oct 2017 19:25 KHQMINOT, N.D. (AP) – The U.S. Air Force says its tweet declaring Santa Claus “isn’t real” was just a bluff, part of a threat to steal Christmas from two feuding bases. Minot Air Force Base in North Dakota and Whiteman Air Force Base in …
  • Lane Kiffin Endorses College Football Video Games, Which Proves He’s Awesome 27 Oct 2017 18:56 Daily Caller Pinterest  Reddit  LinkedIn Florida Atlantic University coach Lane Kiffin recently expressed his love for college football video games, which officially cements his status as an awesome guy. A Twitter user tweeted Kiffin a screenshot of the video game …
  • At Second City, ‘Dream Freaks Fall From Space’ offers hope in a divided world 27 Oct 2017 18:55 Chicago TribuneA sleep-deprived white woman heads into a Brookstone. “What about a demo of this white noise machine?” says the African-American salesman, miming turning it on. “I don’t have one black friend, I have two …” That chance for everyone to laugh at race got …
  • VIDEO: Watch Tekno Spray Cash On An Empty Road In The Middle Of Nowhere 27 Oct 2017 18:46 Information NigeriaTekno might just be the most irregular singer in the country today as he’s been spotted more than once doing things that most celebrities won’t even try to. From his weird and hilarious skits to his crazy dance moves, Tekno keeps pushing it to the limits. …
  • ‘The Man Who Invented Christmas’ Review: Scrooge’s Origin Story Ends Up a Bit of a Humbug 27 Oct 2017 18:42 SF Gate‘The Man Who Invented Christmas’ Review: Scrooge’s Origin Story Ends Up a Bit of a Humbug “The Man Who Invented Christmas” needed to accomplish two tasks: Tell the story of how Charles Dickens created the beloved classic “A Christmas Carol,” and in turn …
  • Hilarious tombstones allow people to keep showing humor 27 Oct 2017 18:25 Charleston Daily Mail
  • Fisherman throws himself into the water along with his net 27 Oct 2017 18:24 Charleston Daily MailA fully-clothed fisherman was filmed trying to cast his net from a boat But he ended up throwing himself in the water along with the net The identity of the man as well as the location of the video remain unclear  By Germania Rodriguez For Dailymail.com …
  • Now we know what the writers of Star Wars: Rogue One were really thinking 27 Oct 2017 18:24 Arc Technicareader comments 1 This episode of Ars Technica Live was filmed by Chris Schodt and produced by Justin Wolfson. Rarely do you get to sit down with one of the writers of a blockbuster movie and ask, “So, what were you guys thinking when you wrote this …
  • Mom tried spelling love in photo accidentally spells c**k 27 Oct 2017 18:21 Charleston Daily MailSydney King tweeted the image and said: ‘Oh my gosh we really don’t deserve my mom, she had no idea’ King’s mother wanted the family to spell the word ‘love’ only for it to accidentally look like the word ‘c**k’  The image has …
  • Canada among top producers in TV cartoon boom 27 Oct 2017 18:15 4-tradersCANNES, France — Think “peak TV” just applies to adult programming? Think again. The world of children’s television has never been so crowded and prolific, especially during the current cartoon boom. That Canada is one of the top children…
  • Why ‘I Love You’ Isn’t Enough 27 Oct 2017 18:08 Modern GhanaPhoto credit – qygjxz.com When it comes to making your partner feel loved and valued, God is in the details. Here’s what I mean: Many partners do loving and heartwarming things. My husband, Steve, brings me coffee in the morning, usually cooks dinner, …
  • Movies in Valley theaters Oct. 27- Nov. 2 | ‘Jigsaw,’ ‘Suburbicon’ and more 27 Oct 2017 18:05The Fresno BeeThe rating system: ☆☆☆☆, excellent; ☆☆☆, good; ☆☆, so-so; ☆, poor; zero stars, terrible. Check movie times: http://calendar.fresnobee.com/ movies.aspx. All I See Is You: A blind woman’s relationship with her husband changes when she regains …
  • VIRAL: Community ‘rallying’ to find famous, missing emu 27 Oct 2017 17:57 Palm Beach PostA missing emu named Dork has nearly 2,000 Facebook followers sending him love and an entire community looking for him.  Dork, from Minnesota, escaped from his backyard back in April after a tree branch broke his pen, according to KARE11.  Since April, …
  • Karamu alumnus Terrence Spivey partners with pastor to launch new African-American theater company 27 Oct 2017 17:48 Cleveland.comCLEVELAND, Ohio – Some marriages, the old saying goes, are made in heaven – and, given its locale, that might not be such a cliche when applied to the origins of Cleveland’s newest theater company. On Friday, Dec. 1, in a refurbished basement inside …
  • ‘Stranger Things’ fans go Upside Down for Halloween as season 2 drops 27 Oct 2017 17:45ABCNEWS“Stranger Things” super fans are going absolutely Upside Down over Halloween this year in celebration of today’s season 2 premiere. From decor and costumes to pregnancy announcements and makeup tutorials, the hit Netflix show is holding strong as a top …
  • A miscarriage during Hurricane Harvey: How one mom weathered the storm 27 Oct 2017 17:39 MSNBCshare tweet pin email While Hurricane Harvey hit Houston, one mom was weathering her own devastating loss: a miscarriage. Thinking everything would be OK as the storm clouds cleared, she encouraged her husband to go out in their kayak to help others while …
  • ‘Why did you lead with your f***ing right leg?!” – Guardiola’s hilarious reaction to Mendy injury 27 Oct 2017 17:39 Sporting NewsManchester City defender Benjamin Mendy has revealed manager Pep Guardiola’s hilarious reaction to him suffering a serious knee injury. The former Monaco full-back is expected to be out for around six months having undergone surgery on the anterior …
  • DC TV Watch: Meet ‘Legends of Tomorrow’s’ Newest Team Member 27 Oct 2017 17:36Hollywood ReporterWelcome to The Hollywood Reporter’s weekly DC TV Watch, a rundown of all things DC Comics on TV. Every Friday, we round up the major twists, epic fights, new mysteries and anything else that goes down on The CW’s Arrow, The Flash, Legends of …
  • Joss Whedon calls Thor: Ragnarok a “modern masterpiece” 27 Oct 2017 17:28 JoBlo’s Movie EmporiumTHOR: RAGNAROK has been getting rave review upon rave review since the embargo lifted last week, and as we near the release date more and more people will begin to see it, but the consensus is already in: This is one of Marvel’s best, if not the best. …
  • 15 of the Most Hilarious Tweets About Taylor Swift’s “…Ready For It?” Video 27 Oct 2017 17:19CosmopolitanYouTubeBig Machine Records Taylor Swift dropped the music video for “…Ready For It?” mere hours ago, and it’s a wild ride of sci-fi and tongue-in-cheek references. In case you truly weren’t (*dramatic pause*) ready for it, apparently …
  • My worst moment: ‘Transparent’ co-star Alexandra Billings confronts transgender negativity 27 Oct 2017 17:16 Myrtle Beach Sun NewsFor all the Pfefferman family dysfunction that drives much of Amazon’s “Transparent” (now in its fourth season) it is Alexandra Billings’ turn as Davina – friend, confidant and mentor to Jeffrey Tambor’s Maura – that gives the show …
  • 8 reasons why Olivia Colman is the jewel in The Crown 27 Oct 2017 17:09 Evening StandardEven the staunchest republicans are about to have their spirits lifted. A new Queen has been announced: Olivia Colman. The actress, aged 43, will play Elizabeth II in the third series of Netflix’s The Crown, taking over from Claire Foy, 33, who won a …
  • 8 myths about being a single parent that need to be debunked 27 Oct 2017 17:08 Evening StandardIn the UK, about a quarter of families are single parent families. Now, whatever you feel about that statistic, us single parents are a diverse bunch. Most single parents are mothers, this is true, but there is no ‘typical’ single parent; yet the pesky, …
  • The Best Halloween TV Episodes You Can Stream Right Now 27 Oct 2017 17:05 Indie WireFor most, Halloween is more of a state of mind than a holiday, but for those too shy to celebrate, a fun way to feel the thrill of Oct. 31 might be through TV’s favorite characters. What is Halloween without Ted Mosby’s Slutty Pumpkin or trick-or-treating …
  • WATCH: Jordan Spieth peppers James Corden with wedges on ‘Late Late Show’ 27 Oct 2017 17:03 CBS SportsJordan Spieth went on the “Late Late Show with James Corden” to discuss his recent round with Barack Obama and … work on his short game? That’s what happened when Corden strapped himself to a rotating disc and let Spieth hit a wedge his …
  • Frog fiasco 27 Oct 2017 17:02 Frederick Press LeaderIn my many years as a district court judge in the State of Oklahoma, I have presided over several cases which were highly publicized in our area and in our state. However, I have had very few that received national publicity. The first such case was one …
  • “What happened when I spent a week desperately trying to make new friends” 27 Oct 2017 16:50 Cosmopolitan UKHave you ever sat down and really thought about the bunch of (in my case) absolute weirdos that make up your friendship group? I recently did and realised I haven’t made a solitary new friend for like, years. My closest are people I’ve known since …
  • “The Color Purple” cast impresses Fox audience 27 Oct 2017 16:40 TechniqueThe 2016 Tony Award Winning musical, “The Color Purple,” has found its way to Atlanta’s own Fabulous Fox Theatre. The musical depicts the tragic and joyous story of Celie (Adrianna Hicks), a young woman stuck in an age where her choices are often not her …
  • EastEnders: Hannah Spearritt films first scenes 27 Oct 2017 16:39 Charleston Daily MailShe was announced to be joining BBC soap Eastenders earlier this year, with a first look at her character being unveiled on Thursday. And Hannah Spearritt looks set to make waves upon her debut later this year, as she was seen filming explosive reunion …
  • Girl grabs a knife to cut her own birthday cake 27 Oct 2017 16:37 Charleston Daily MailA little girl got tired of waiting for her family to cut her birthday cake So she grabbed the knife herself in a moment captured on video The identity of the girl is unclear, but she appears to be about three years old By Germania Rodriguez For Dailymail. …
  • Kate Wright shocks fans with hair-raising photo with Rio Ferdinand on Instagram 27 Oct 2017 16:32 International Business TimesKate Wright is feeling more comfortable about her high-profile relationship with former Manchester United and England football international Rio Ferdinand, sharing a rare snap of them together having the time of their lives on a rollercoaster ride on her …
  • Rahway teens face arrest over pre-Halloween prank 27 Oct 2017 16:23 MyCentralJersey.comHouse passes Budget bill; Elevated cancer levels in New York; Combating opioid addiction APP NewsBreak RAHWAY – Teenagers who are getting a jump on Halloween by dressing up as bushes and surprising people in a New Jersey park could face arrest. The Union …
  • Spot the difference – Walsall house has bizarre attraction removed 27 Oct 2017 16:20 Sunday MercuryThis Black Country property caused quite a stir on social media when it first went up for sale in Walsall. The luxury five bedroom property, which is up for sale on Lichfield Road in Rushall, had a very unfortunate pole in the middle of the driveway. It …
  • ‘Transparent’ co-star Alexandra Billings confronts transgender negativity 27 Oct 2017 16:15The Fresno BeeFor all the Pfefferman family dysfunction that drives much of Amazon’s “Transparent” (now in its fourth season) it is Alexandra Billings’ turn as Davina – friend, confidant and mentor to Jeffrey Tambor’s Maura – that gives the show …
  • We can learn a lot from the bold squirrels on campus 27 Oct 2017 16:09 The Daily Illini OnlineClose A squirrel gathers leaves near the Undergraduate Library on Feb. 10. Brian Bauer Brian Bauer A squirrel gathers leaves near the Undergraduate Library on Feb. 10. Autumn seems to finally be upon us. Fall proves a quite popular season; so many hold a …
  • Review: ‘The Florida Project,’ a story of life in poverty, is a beautiful, bittersweet masterpiece 27 Oct 2017 15:56 Omaha World-HeraldIn the candy-colored Magic Castle — an extended-stay motel near Disney World — a 6-year-old scamp named Moonee (Brooklynn Prince) spends her summer getting up to as much mischief as she can find. Moonee and her friends love trouble. They spit on cars and …
  • The best UK theme park Halloween 2017 events and spooky offerings – including Thorpe Park and Alton Towers mazes 27 Oct 2017 15:44 Sunday PeopleThere’s no better time than Halloween to give yourself a fright! Every year thrill-seekers are spoilt for choice with spooky events sure to get the heart racing – and this year is no different with a whole host of terrifying Halloween activities …
  • Arcade Fire keeps its indie spirit burning at the Saddledome 27 Oct 2017 15:42 Calgary HeraldArcade Fire plays to an enthusiastic audience of about 7,000 at the Scotiabank Saddledome on Oct. 12, 2017. Darren Makowichuk / Postmedia It’s always interesting when you hear of a bona fide veteran arena rock act referred to as an “indie band.” Bar …
  • Poet entertains 1,500 Doncaster school pupils at awards launch with homework excuses routine 27 Oct 2017 15:38 StarAround 1,500 children descended on the Doncaster Dome as the nominations for the Doncaster Children’s Book Awards were revealed. The youngsters were treated to routines by two high profile figures from children’s literature, as schoolteacher and …
  • Jonnie Peacock ‘not at all offended’ by Shirley Ballas comment during Strictly 27 Oct 2017 15:24 Spalding GuardianJonnie Peacock has said he was not offended at all as he spoke for the first time about last Saturday’s Strictly Come Dancing, when judge Shirley Ballas said he had a “spring in his step”. Ballas, 57, was criticised for making the comment while giving …
  • The watch list 27 Oct 2017 15:15 Dallas VoiceMatt Damon is determined to maintain a normal life, no matter what extremes it takes, in ‘Suburbicon,’ a darkly poignant comedy about America. Some artsy heavy-hitters to see in theaters: ‘Suburbicon,’ ‘Sacred Deer’ ARNOLD WAYNE JONES | Executive Editor …
  • ‘Sacred Deer’ kills; ‘Suburbicon’ doesn’t live up to its promise 27 Oct 2017 15:11 Los Angeles TimesThe weekend before Halloween is typically a graveyard for new movies, but there are a couple of recent openings that could find their way into the Oscar races. And, no, “Suburbicon” is not one of them. Welcome to the Gold Standard, the newsletter from the …
  • Musical Guest: Aimee Mann 27 Oct 2017 15:06 NPRAimee Mann performing with Jonathan Coulton on Ask Me Another. Becca Brain Photography for NPR hide caption toggle caption Becca Brain Photography for NPR Aimee Mann performing with Jonathan Coulton on Ask Me Another. Becca Brain Photography for NPR …
  • The Best Movie You Never Saw: Tucker and Dale vs. Evil 27 Oct 2017 14:59 JoBlo’s Movie EmporiumWelcome to The Best Movie You NEVER Saw, a column dedicated to examining films that have flown under the radar or gained traction throughout the years, earning them a place as a cult classic or underrated gem that was either before it’s time and/or …
  • Colbert Commandeers New Trump Fox Interview, Makes Him Look ‘Absolutely Ridiculous’ (Video) 27 Oct 2017 14:59 SF GateColbert Commandeers New Trump Fox Interview, Makes Him Look ‘Absolutely Ridiculous’ (Video) Stephen Colbert will never need to do his own interview with Donald Trump — so long as Fox News and Fox Business Network keep sitting down with the President. The …
  • Like or dislike? Brevard Sheriff Ivey bets big on social media to fight crime 27 Oct 2017 14:57Florida TodayWhen it comes to using social media to fight crime and promote the Brevard County Sheriff’s Office, nobody outguns or outspends Sheriff Wayne Ivey. Video posted Oct. 27, 2017, by Malcolm Denemark, FLORIDA TODAY. When it comes to using social media to …
  • This is one of the few places where a communist can still dream   27 Oct 2017 14:41 The Washington PostALAPPUZHA, India — On a recent morning in southern India, one of the world’s last true-believing communists rose to speak in a place where communists can still whip up the masses and win elections. Thomas Isaac, the finance minister for the state of …
  • Houston’s Best Bets This Weekend: Vampires, Vixens and Wickedness 27 Oct 2017 14:27Houston PressWhat’s Halloween without the well considered costumes that bust the spectrum wide open; from pumpkins to zombies to the hybrid costumes like zombie-pumpkins or vampire-nurses. Visit the land of the wild in whatever costume you choose this weekend at …
  • NFL Football, Week 8: Texans-Seahawks — Four Things To Watch For 27 Oct 2017 14:27Houston PressIn his first month and change as a starting quarterback in the NFL, Houston Texans rookie quarterback Deshaun Watson has faced an intriguing variation of opponents and circumstances. Already, in just five starts, he’s had a prime time road game ( …
  • Welcome the reaper: Caitlin Doughty and the ‘death-positivity’ movement 27 Oct 2017 14:26The GuardianOne of the most compelling scenes in Caitlin Doughty’s new book, From Here to Eternity: Traveling the World to Find the Good Death, takes place in the small town of Crestone, Colorado. The body of a woman – who is called Laura – is carefully wrapped in a …
  • John Hannam to sign showbiz book at County Press 27 Oct 2017 14:16 Isle of Wight County PressTHE world of show business has made for some great books and now it has got the Isle of Wight touch. Island showbiz writer and broadcaster John Hannam has just published his latest book, recounting some hilarious stories from his encounters with the …
  • The Morning Watch: Ash vs Evil Pokemon Movie Trailer, The State of Screen Junkies & More 27 Oct 2017 14:10 /FILM(The Morning Watch is a recurring feature that highlights a handful of noteworthy videos from around the web. They could be video essays, fanmade productions, featurettes, short films, hilarious sketches, or just anything that has to do with our favorite …
  • Kate Wright shares first proper photo of herself with Rio Ferdinand – and it’s brilliant 27 Oct 2017 14:07 Manchester Evening NewsRio Ferdinand ’s girlfriend Kate Wright has shared the first proper photo of the couple together, while cheekily poking fun at her man. Blonde beauty Kate posted a hilarious photo of the pair screaming on a ride at IMG World theme park in Dubai – and she …
  • Colbert Commandeers New Trump Fox Interview, Makes Him Look… 27 Oct 2017 13:52 SF GateColbert Commandeers New Trump Fox Interview, Makes Him Look ‘Absolutely Ridiculous’ (Video) Stephen Colbert will never need to do his own interview with Donald Trump — so long as Fox News and Fox Business Network keep sitting down with the President. The …
  • Welcome the reaper 27 Oct 2017 13:49 The GuardianOne of the most compelling scenes in Caitlin Doughty’s new book, From Here to Eternity: Traveling the World to Find the Good Death, takes place in the small town of Crestone, Colorado. The body of a woman – who is called Laura – is carefully wrapped in a …
  • Rugby league commentators react to Channel 7 World Cup coverage 27 Oct 2017 13:39Townsville BulletinTHE Rugby League kicked off with some fireworks as Australia and England delivered a tough opening contest to the tournament. There were big moments on and off the field in the Kangaroos’ 18-4 victory. Here are all the big talking points. CHANNEL 7 …
  • Cruel reaction to Seven World Cup experiment 27 Oct 2017 13:14 Gold Coast BulletinTHE Rugby League kicked off with some fireworks as Australia and England delivered a tough opening contest to the tournament. There were big moments on and off the field in the Kangaroos’ 18-4 victory. Here are all the big talking points. CHANNEL 7 …
  • Is the director of ‘The Lobster’ caught in a trap? 27 Oct 2017 13:08 The Washington PostThe Reelist is a column featuring Kristen Page-Kirby’s musings on movies. For Washington Post film critic Michael O’Sullivan’s review of “The Killing of a Sacred Deer,” click here. “The Lobster” was one of my favorite movies of 2016. I loved the inventive …
  • Gord Downie’s final album Introduce Yerself will haunt you: review 27 Oct 2017 13:03 The StarBy Ben Rayner Pop Music Critic Fri., Oct. 27, 2017 Final album by Gord Downie (Arts & Crafts) It’s impossible to approach Gord Downie’s sixth and, unfortunately, final solo recording with any sort of emotional detachment — at least for the moment, …
  • REVIEW: Sister Act, Marine Hall 27 Oct 2017 12:33 Fleetwood Weekly NewsThornton Cleveleys Operatic Society, now celebrating 81 years, are blessed to have secured the performance rights to this musical comedy. Originally a smash hit film starring Whoopie Goldberg, Sister Act tells the hilarious story of Deloris Van Cartier, a …
  • Bee Gees playlist: 10 songs to get your teeth into 27 Oct 2017 12:30 The IndependentExactly 50 years ago the Bee Gees were riding high in the singles charts with the first of their five UK number ones, “(The Lights Went Out In) Massachusetts”. The ensuing decades witnessed a rollercoaster ride for the three Gibb brothers that encompassed …
  • Louis Tomlinson’s fans are ‘SPEECHLESS’ as he reveals hilarious ‘chavvy’ throwback to his teenage days 27 Oct 2017 12:30 The MirrorLouis Tomlinson might have found fame in the biggest boyband in the planet, but before he appeared on The X Factor , he was just like any other teenager. And now the One Direction has revealed just how far he’s come by sharing a hilarious throwback to …
  • A ‘Haywire’ theatre production, bowls cup and donations 27 Oct 2017 12:14 SUR in EnglishThe Royal British Legion Benalmádena branch closure Unfortunately the Royal British Legion branch in Benalmádena has closed. The group was the first founded on the Costa del Sol back in 1987. Since then, new branches have formed along the coast and inland …
  • ‘Can’t we have a mega rich oil sheikh instead please?’ 27 Oct 2017 12:08 Coventry TelegraphThe Coventry City takeover saga took a new twist over the past week after Nuneaton poker player Dale Evans showed his hand. Evans, a self-proclaimed multi-millionaire, left many supporters calling his bluff after a series of seemingly contradictory …
  • Can't look away: Dickson Co. woman's eyeball art chills in 'Annabelle' 27 Oct 2017 12:08 TennesseanDickson County native Camille Smolucha, now living on the West Coast, specializes in creating fake eyeballs. Chris Gadd/The Herald Working in Smooch’s world, phrases likes this are common: “I have always kind of been attracted to eyeballs.” And this… …
  • Why we LOVE Winona Ryder’s comeback style – and her funny faces 27 Oct 2017 11:56 The MirrorWinona Ryder sparked a meme frenzy with her hilarious facial reactions to Stranger Things co-star David Harbour’s political speech at the SAG Awards back in January. As 45-year-old Winona stood alongside David, her expressions were captured on film, …
  • 7 brutally hilarious cartoons about Hillary’s Trump dossier backfire 27 Oct 2017 11:50 The Week Magazine
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